Keith Yoder's Page

Keith is the man. See you in Mar'ville! I'm working more on my fiddling lately. I need a lesson!

Keith, good to see you here. Are you going to be at Winfield this year?

Looking forward to seeing you week 2. Hope you have time to pick a few!

One word for Kamp.... BLUEGRASS... See you soon, bring your tiara.

A traveler was driving along when he lost his way and got off the main highway. Suddenly, his eye caught something really strange. He did a double take - it looked like a pig with a wooden leg!

He drove up into the farmyard, where he saw the farmer. "Excuse me," the traveler said. "Is there really a pig out there with a wooden leg?" The farmer smiled. "Oh, that would be old Caesar you saw. He's the finest pig a man could ever hope to have - and smart! Well, let me tell you a little about that pig. You see that barge down there on the river? That's a mining dredge, taking out platinum ore. Old Caesar sniffed out the vein and showed us how to set it up. Now that dredge brings me in about $120,000 every year.

"There's another thing, too, a little more personal. One night a couple of years ago I got to drinking and I guess I had more than I should have. I passed out drunk, fell down and knocked over a lamp. That started a fire in the house and old Caesar smelled the smoke. He came in the back door, got the wife and kid out, roused me up and got me out. "There is no question about it - that night old Caesar saved all our lives and you know that is not the sort of thing a man is going to forget too easily."

"Why," the traveler said, "this is all amazing! I have never heard of a pig like this before! This is fantastic! But tell me, how did he get that wooden leg? Was he in a wreck or something?"

The farmer laughed and said, "Well, naturally, when you have a pig that smart, you don't want to eat him all at one time!"

Hey Keith, my fiddling is coming along nicely. Taking lessons finally. See you soon at Kamp!

Hey Keith, I know you will be VERY busy at Kamp but I wondered if you might back me up on open mic stage the first or second night. Would play a couple of straight ahead standards. Thanks.
Joe

Yoder....How ya doin...look'n forward to Kamp...see ya there.

Jim

Keith, your banjo is always welcome! Or your guitar, or your fiddle, or your mandolin... Fiddle tune/smiddle tunes... let's play BLUEGRASS!

Thanks Keith!